Tuesday, February 20, 2007

 

The Hildebeast is NOT a man.

It is an accepted fact and article of faith held by all sane Americans that she is in fact a man posing as a woman.

This belief came about during her early years at college when she figured out that she would never get anywhere in politics as a gal. So she began to look for a man to whom she could hitch her wagon. She chose wisely.

After she consummated the marriage, well we assume it was consummated, she donned a jock strap and a pants suit and never looked back. She became a maquereau for her husband, to allow herself to pursue other pursuits. With her firm masculine hand on the tiller, as it were, her husband ascended to the power for which she yearned.

But then, alas, her husband’s power was gone. And she has come out -- from under husband’s shadow, and blossomed into full womanhood into the evil bitch that she is.

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If Beastie Girl had "Kept her biscuits in the oven and her buns in the bed", than maybe she could have kept her husband satisfied.

But she preferred the company of that liberal bunch of wimmen that wanted to be men, she palled around with in the 60's thru the 80's, and to a lesser (more secretive) extent even after the 80's.
 
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