Strange Facts

The Hildebeast is NOT a man.

It is an accepted fact and article of faith held by all sane Americans that she is in fact a man posing as a woman.

This belief came about during her early years at college when she figured out that she would never get anywhere in politics as a gal. So she began to look for a man to whom she could hitch her wagon. She chose wisely.

After she consummated the marriage, well we assume it was consummated, she donned a jock strap and a pants suit and never looked back. She became a maquereau for her husband, to allow herself to pursue other pursuits. With her firm masculine hand on the tiller, as it were, her husband ascended to the power for which she yearned.

But then, alas, her husband’s power was gone. And she has come out -- from under husband’s shadow, and blossomed into full womanhood into the evil bitch that she is.

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Little Known Facts

Legend has it that when Jim Lovell, John Swigert, and Fred Haise got back to Houston, the shouted to Mission Control, "We owe you guys a beer." And Gene Kranz, shouted out, "Or three." Thus the phrase, I Owe you a beer, or three was invented and copywritered by "Cap Com.

But this was later disproved when:

Oliver Stone said, "I have it on good authority that the words, 'a beer or three', were overheard on the Grassy Knoll on 11/22/63."

When Jimmy Hoffa is found, there will be a note in his pocket that says, "IOU a Beer or 3" --Fitz.

Ancient scrolls recently uncovered near the Euphrates during the current unpleasantness in Iraq, reveal that upon hearing of the birth of the Christ Child, three Wise Men, knelt, and said, Lord thank you for the gift of Your Son, "We owe you, "a beer or three."

So, that Apollo 13 shit is just a bunch of CRAP, (just like other false rumors and cute innuendo swirling around the use of this phrase) and it is not copywritered, so ANYBODY can use it.

Claude